Diana Rowland — Writing, Life, and the Stuff in between

“This woman was complaining about having to pick up an incontinence control device off of the floor.”

“A what?”

“Well, I hate the term ‘Adult Diaper’ so we call them ‘incontinence control devices.’”

“How about ‘Adult Protection’?” Or ‘Linen Protection’, since that what you’re ultimately trying to protect. I mean, when I hear ‘incontinence control device’ I think ‘Butt Plug’.”