Conversation with my husband this morning:

J: “What are your plans for this morning?”

Me: “I figure Anna and I will leave around 10, go vote, and then head to my sister’s house.”

J: “Who is Anna voting for?”

Me: “Whoever will give her the most stuff.”

J: “Oh, so she’s a typical Louisiana voter then!”

Yeah, that pretty much sums up politics in Louisiana, where most voters cast their vote with the mentality of a three year old.