We found an awesome house. Seriously awesome. It’s at an awesome price. It’s just chock full of awesome renovations and awesome hardwood floors and awesome fixtures and awesome GE Profile stainless appliances. It has an exceedingly awesome clawfoot tub in one of the upstairs bathrooms. It has an awesome backyard and it’s in an awesome neighborhood. We put in an awesome offer.

I will be very not full of awesomeness if we don’t get this house.