Diana Rowland — Writing, Life, and the Stuff in between

Captioning a la lolcats? Or a real caption? If it’s the former, then:

Epic Annihilation
In 3…2…1…

Fantastic pic btw

“What did I say?! It was an honest mistake!”

“Ok, I’m channeling my inner cat…. You and your gray pajamas better get your ass off my mouse!”

“honey, please just let me explain”

I Said…. Give Me…. My… Contact.

“Just jump onto my hands, and I’ll lift you up”

can we enter twice? if so,

” Look, Ms Rowland, I have searched everywhere, but I just can’t find your contact lens”

Weedhopper…..I lost pebble for you to snatch!

He says to she, “the girls” will be a good fit!

You: “Keep talking, buddy. I’ll karate kick you so hard, you’ll need reconstructive surgery.”

Too mean?

Eh, you look mean in the picture! LOL.

How about:

“You moved my deadline up by how much??”

(I dunno if we can enter more than once. But if we can, I might be back after I do some thinkin’. *grins*)

Keep telling me to come on; you’ll be entering the next dimension!

you had your chance, now shut up and let’s fight!

Ok, I’ve got another one:

“This is what happens when you deprive an author of her coffee.”

Variation: “Please, someone - anyone - get Ms. Rowland her coffee - quick!”

Or how about: “The author, after she finds her work on yet another torrent site.”

Variation: “I’ll take your book down right away! I didn’t mean it! Please don’t hurt me…”

“No, I did not say ‘SIT’, I said ‘ROLL OVER!’”

Mine is silly, but it’s worth a try lol.

Can we just fight already???
“Not until you master the toilet bowl eavesdrop move!!!”

It was great meeting you this weekend!!!
***Big wave from me***

Caption time…

He was trying to explain how to be gentle when you try to take down a person when he used the word “girl” instead…. All she saw was red!!!

“Growl. Keep away or Ill swipe at you.” “Okay, okay no need to get fiesty here.” “Growl. Im NOT feisty!”

Come to me, Crouching Tiger.

Weaker sex? I’ll show you who’s weak!

(thinking in my head)*Don’t fart, Don’t Fart, Don’t FART!*

I have to apologize for the previous comment. I am on some heavy meds and didn’t mean to actually hit enter if it offended anyone. If not then YAY meds.

Invisible Demon Portal

“An angry woman is always right.”

Okay… another one…
He was babbling about something about women…
“Women… I will show him… let me shapeshift into my kick a$$ cat pose and strike his a$$”

STOP - Rowland Time!

I’m not a book critic, honest!

Fun
Too bad I suck at things like this.

The kittypose:
How to let out your inner Demon

Just because I couldn’t resist…

“Hypnosis can be a very powerful tool. As you can see, Ms. Rowland actually believes she’s a dog. We’ll take a 10 minute break now, she needs to be walked”

“I’ll show you PMS”

Crouching Author, Hidden Demon

I VOTE FOR CATHY R’S…..THE BEST COMMENT YET!!!!!!

I’m going for the throat next.

“Yeah, blah, blah, blah…I’m sick of wearing black.”

I’m very angry when I’m constipated!

(My daughter said it, not me!)

Shut up before I SMACK you!

(I mean, you black belts were doing a demo in front of a bunch of white belt newbies, right?)

Great pic–and I love the caption contest. Here’s my entry.

“Okay, he wants a hook, double cross, roundhouse from the floor, and an arm bar. But, a pancake on the side? I’m not so sure about that.”

What are you waiting for? You’re faster than this. Don’t think you are, know you are. Come on. Stop trying to hit me and hit me.

(disclaimer: quote from the Matrix by Morpheus)

The guy says:
“Anyone get me some holy water, I think she’s possessed!”

I own Mark of the Demon already (haven’t read it yet though).
It was a fun contest =)
I like original stuff!

Guy in grey: “Okay, let’s take a break. Who wants to see a magic trick? Keep your eyes on the invisible coin. Ta-da! Nothing in this hand, nothing in this hand!”

You: (in a thought bubble) ‘*sigh* Why me?’

if he keeps talkin, im rippin out his throat with my teeth, my knees are killin me here

lol i like the one about the not fartin one,
and man,, i love my meds lol

ohhh captions!!

You: Well Bring it!
Him: We’re not really doing a cheerleadering reference are we?

I’m not very good with captions, but here goes:

Man in Grey: “I didn’t do it, honest!”

[…] Author Diana Rowland is having a contest for a signed copy of Mark of the Demon to enter: Click Here […]

caption:

All Talk, No Action.

I’m stuck in this position because he talks too much. How many ways can he say the same thing? Move already!

“I don’t normally do this on a first date, but if you insist…”

I posted this on my blog

http://allthingsurbanfantasy.blogspot.com/2009/09/contests-giveaways.html

k my 17yro
said,

you sure you want to try out that new sex position ?

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